These posts were a terrible idea.
I could have kept it all within my head.
No one had to see any of it.
I think I meant to post this a while back.
I bought a 23andme test because it's pretty cheap. I think it's like 150 cad which translated into us dollars is like enough to buy a happy meal (assuming you get a bit of extra money from begging on the street first).
I can only assume the "unassigned 0.1%" is African. Therefore I can use the word (edit: confirmed not black) pretty freely, and really I think that justifies having spent the money. Growing up I was only ever told I was English, Scottish, and Icelandic. Any other ancestry is unknown to me. Although I don't really know the story of my ancestry to begin with.